{"id":1891,"date":"2023-10-22T02:39:25","date_gmt":"2023-10-22T02:39:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lesourd.info\/travel\/?p=1891"},"modified":"2023-10-22T03:58:00","modified_gmt":"2023-10-22T03:58:00","slug":"le-sandwich-banane-medicaments","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/lesourd.info\/travel\/?p=1891","title":{"rendered":"Le sandwich Banane\/M\u00e9dicaments"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Pour son angine, le toubib a prescrit \u00e0 Cha un traitement antibiotique et antalgique. Et tout \u00e7a nous a \u00e9t\u00e9 fourni, en petits sachets, 1 par dose (traitement sur 5 jours, 3 fois par jour pour les antibiotiques, et \u00ab&nbsp;au besoin&nbsp;\u00bb pour l\u2019antalgique). <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Sauf que, on ne peut pas diluer dans un laitage (donc ni yaourt ni lait), et c\u2019est mieux si elle le prend comme \u00e7a\u2026 vas-y, mange de la poudre, toi!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Donc, pour y arriver, nous avons invent\u00e9 une recette, que nous r\u00e9alisons devant Cha, sans tricher, et qui fonctionne.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Il faut :<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Une banane <\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>un couteau ( ou n\u2019importe quoi qui coupe de la banane)<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>une assiette ( ou n\u2019importe quoi qui puisse faire office)<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"768\" height=\"1024\" src=\"http:\/\/lesourd.info\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/10\/IMG_0555-768x1024.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-1894\" srcset=\"http:\/\/lesourd.info\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/10\/IMG_0555-768x1024.jpeg 768w, http:\/\/lesourd.info\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/10\/IMG_0555-225x300.jpeg 225w, http:\/\/lesourd.info\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/10\/IMG_0555-1152x1536.jpeg 1152w, http:\/\/lesourd.info\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/10\/IMG_0555-1536x2048.jpeg 1536w, http:\/\/lesourd.info\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/10\/IMG_0555-scaled.jpeg 1920w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 768px) 100vw, 768px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Tu fais des tranches de banane.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"768\" src=\"http:\/\/lesourd.info\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/10\/IMG_0557-1024x768.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-1896\" srcset=\"http:\/\/lesourd.info\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/10\/IMG_0557-1024x768.jpeg 1024w, http:\/\/lesourd.info\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/10\/IMG_0557-300x225.jpeg 300w, http:\/\/lesourd.info\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/10\/IMG_0557-768x576.jpeg 768w, http:\/\/lesourd.info\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/10\/IMG_0557-1536x1152.jpeg 1536w, http:\/\/lesourd.info\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/10\/IMG_0557-2048x1536.jpeg 2048w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Tu repartis le contenu des sachets sur la moiti\u00e9 des rondelles.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"768\" height=\"1024\" src=\"http:\/\/lesourd.info\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/10\/IMG_0558-768x1024.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-1898\" srcset=\"http:\/\/lesourd.info\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/10\/IMG_0558-768x1024.jpeg 768w, http:\/\/lesourd.info\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/10\/IMG_0558-225x300.jpeg 225w, http:\/\/lesourd.info\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/10\/IMG_0558-1152x1536.jpeg 1152w, http:\/\/lesourd.info\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/10\/IMG_0558-1536x2048.jpeg 1536w, http:\/\/lesourd.info\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/10\/IMG_0558-scaled.jpeg 1920w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 768px) 100vw, 768px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Puis tu refermes les sandwiches!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"768\" height=\"1024\" src=\"http:\/\/lesourd.info\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/10\/IMG_0559-768x1024.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-1899\" srcset=\"http:\/\/lesourd.info\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/10\/IMG_0559-768x1024.jpeg 768w, http:\/\/lesourd.info\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/10\/IMG_0559-225x300.jpeg 225w, http:\/\/lesourd.info\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/10\/IMG_0559-1152x1536.jpeg 1152w, http:\/\/lesourd.info\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/10\/IMG_0559-1536x2048.jpeg 1536w, http:\/\/lesourd.info\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/10\/IMG_0559-scaled.jpeg 1920w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 768px) 100vw, 768px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Et hop, traitement pr\u00eat \u00e0 \u00eatre pris! <br>L\u00e0, il manque l\u2019antalgique, mais c\u2019est la m\u00eame m\u00e9thode!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Et Cha prend son traitement sans souci.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Et \u00e7a fonctionne aussi en pique-nique!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"768\" height=\"1024\" src=\"http:\/\/lesourd.info\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/10\/IMG_0574-768x1024.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-1903\" srcset=\"http:\/\/lesourd.info\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/10\/IMG_0574-768x1024.jpeg 768w, http:\/\/lesourd.info\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/10\/IMG_0574-225x300.jpeg 225w, http:\/\/lesourd.info\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/10\/IMG_0574-1152x1536.jpeg 1152w, http:\/\/lesourd.info\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/10\/IMG_0574-1536x2048.jpeg 1536w, http:\/\/lesourd.info\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/10\/IMG_0574-scaled.jpeg 1920w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 768px) 100vw, 768px\" \/><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Pour son angine, le toubib a prescrit \u00e0 Cha un traitement antibiotique et antalgique. Et tout \u00e7a nous a \u00e9t\u00e9&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":1896,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1891","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-japon-2023"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/lesourd.info\/travel\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1891","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/lesourd.info\/travel\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/lesourd.info\/travel\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lesourd.info\/travel\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lesourd.info\/travel\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1891"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"http:\/\/lesourd.info\/travel\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1891\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1904,"href":"http:\/\/lesourd.info\/travel\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1891\/revisions\/1904"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lesourd.info\/travel\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/1896"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/lesourd.info\/travel\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1891"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lesourd.info\/travel\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1891"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lesourd.info\/travel\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1891"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}